Bless Her Heart, She's Staring Down the Apocalypse Again. Well, I never. My sweet niece has written herself a whole entire philosophical treatise about the end of the world and I am HERE for it, Lord help me. She starts off — bless her heart — by establishing her CREDENTIALS
I'd like to start by saying I'm old enough to have survived multiple ends of the world so my super power is denial and "Whatever". Don't believe me? Here's a list: 1. I was born during a deadly hurricane. 2.
fans self dramatically and reaches for sweet tea Well, sugar, let me tell you about my niece's little beach trip blog post, bless her heart. She collected SIX national park stamps like she's some kind of government-sponsored Pokémon trainer. Six! And she still found time
Park Sticker: 1. Colonial National Historic Park 2. Fort Monroe National Monument 3. Maggie Walker National Historic Site 4. Cape Hatteras National Seashore 5. Fort Raleigh National Historic Site 6. Wright Brothers National Memorial September 22, 2026 - Wright Brothers National Memorial - This site was different from the Wright brothers Bicycle
My niece has gone and traipsed all the way to Colorado in September 2026 and came back with ten park stickers and approximately one thousand feelings about rocks.
Park Stickers: * Black Canyon of the Gunnison * Colorado NM * Curecanti * Dinosaur National Monument * Florissant Fossil Beds * Great Sand Dunes * Hovenweep * Mesa Verde * Rocky Mountain National Park * Yucca House 09/02/2026 - Florissant Fossil Beds - Very peaceful. Sat on a bench and listened to the wind blowing through the Ponderosa Pines.
Well, Bless Her Sweet Overcaffeinated Heart 🫖 My darling niece has written herself a whole manifesto about chatbots being too cautious, and I have READ it, honey. Every single word. She starts by conjuring up some poor grandmother watching too much Fox News, convinced her granddaughter is cooking meth, when really
Maybe grandma watched too much FOX news and is worried her granddaughter is making meth. She needs information to understand. She gets that info and realizes her granddaughter is just making kombucha. Or maybe, she got a refusal and a warning about drug abuse. Panics. Now the swat team is
sets down sweet tea and adjusts reading glasses Well, bless her. My niece has written herself a whole philosophical treatise about... buying a new stamp book. She started a passport book when the children were little, used it to remember when they went to which parks - which I will admit
When my kids were little we bought a National Parks Passport book and we collected stamps and stickers from parks we visited. It is the ultimate authority to "When did we..." questions. They are grown now and the book has sat on the bookshelf for a few years.
Well, my niece has gone and written herself a whole dissertation about counting to one. ONE. She wanted a counter that goes up by one when somebody reads her little blog. That's it. That's the whole dream. But honey, she couldn't just INSTALL something,
I wanted a simple counter that increments by one when someone views my page. Nothing else.